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Mad Mike
Origins unknown. There is no known record of Mad
Mike's background, no birth certificate, no living relatives, no work
records, or hospital records... nothing! The only record we have is from
Mad Mike himself, which is completely unbelievable. You be the judge...
Mad Mike claims to be from another universe, and that his real name is Flarp.
His vessel crashed in 1947 in New Mexico along with two of his fellow
pilots, which were captured and kept to this day. You know it on
Earth as "Area 51". Mad Mike was lucky enough to escape and jump a train
that headed to Albuquerque, where he should have made a left turn. Mad
mike fell in love with American pop culture and music. Since he's a
shapeshifter, he adapted to earthlings' habitat fairly easy. His wide
ranging occupations include: doctor, dog catcher, fry cook, square dance
instructor, squirrel trainer, moviestar, congressman, even a
president... but you wouldn't know it! He claims the two pilots that were
captured DID give earthlings hot pockets, flavored vodka, Facebook, (yes
Zuckerberg is one of us), cell phones, computers, White Claw(most
recently), and the technology to land on the Moon!! (He laughed... haha,
yeah right, land on the moon!!) Fake news! Mad Mike claims he knows the
truth about big foot, Elvis, the Lochness monster, and that Epstein
did'nt kill himself! (He says... "some day I will tell the world, but
not now because I'm busy"!) Now he lives comfortably in a temperature
controlled storage unit which the band provides for him. It's a small
place, but it's comfy. He says "For now I'm excited... what I'm doing
is making others happy but I might get bored some day. Maybe I'll run
for president again or shapeshift into something else. Until then
I'll enjoy walks in the park, days at the beach, and hairless
hotdogs." |
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